The NSW Government’s Perverse COVID Sex Advice!
The New South Wales Government has issued some truly bizzare guidelines about having sex during the pandemic.
The NSW Government is encouraging members of the public to minimise their risk of spreading coronavirus during sex by opting instead to masturbate in front of their partners while maintaining a minimum distance of 1.5 metres at all times, and wear a Mask.
The guideline, published late last year, warns that “any sex aside from solo sex definitely carries risk” of spreading the virus through respiratory drops due to the close proximity of your partner.
The “next best thing,” according to NSW Health, is “pleasuring yourself in front of a partner” while making “no contact with the other person.”
NSW Health notes that the benefits of masturbating in front of your partner include:
First, the reduced risk of getting COVID-19, STIs and unwanted pregnancies. A “win-win,” as the guide states.
Second, you get to “focus on your own pleasure,” without having to “worry about the other person.”
And third, you can prepare yourself for when “sex is back on the table” by watching and learning how your partner likes to pleasure themselves.
NSW Health also advises couples to practice solo sex safely, offering five points of guidance, including wearing a mask while masturbating, “taking the fun online,” and maintaining social distancing measures.
- Make sure you’re both feeling well, and symptom-free.
- Talk about your expectations up front and set rules that work for you.
- Keep your distance — a minimum of 1.5 metres at all times.
- If you’re sharing sex toys make sure that you keep them clean by following these rules.
- Consider wearing masks to minimise the risk of COVID-19 even further, or even take the fun online.
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Ken
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And I thought the Victorian government were a pack of clowns..albeit communist clowns.. But this is right up there with the lunacy of the West Australian government where they legislated to give authorised persons ability to remove people’s clothing by force (specifically noting underwear as well) to do medical examinations and or vaccinations. .. psychopaths!
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Andy
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Do you happen to have any weblinks about this Ken?
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Manjushri
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Brainwash Back Better. Australia is going full on fascist.
Here is a screenshot from the Western Australia Government website (the .pdf fole is no longer available) :
Public Health Act 2016 (WA) – Instrument of Authorisation – Authorisation to Supply or Administer a Poison [SARS-COV-2 (COVID-19) VACCINE – Australian Defence Force] (No.2) 2021
Guidance
An authorisation by the Chief Health Office under the s. 197 and s.198 Public Health Act 2016 (WA) to authorise relevant Australian Defence Force employees to supply and administer the COVID-19 Vaccine.
An authorisation by the Chief Health Office under the s. 197 and s.198 Public Health Act 2016 (WA) to authorise relevant Australian Defence Force employees to supply and administer the COVID-19 Vaccine.
Documents
Public Health Act 2016 (WA) – Instrument of Authorisation – Authorisation to Supply or Administer a Poison [SARS-COV-2 (COVID-19) VACCINE – Australian Defence Force] (No.2) 2021
PDF (12.5MB)
Page reviewed 10 March 2021
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Joseph Olson
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Kiwis have become a nation of WANKERS
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Doug Harrison
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Joseph, I could as a KIwi take offense at your statement as all of the above recommendations are for Australians. And having spent 20 years in that country and married an Australian I can say that, while some of them may be wankers, most are not.
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