German Public Health Authorities Dispense Lunatic Heatwave Advice Warning Against Air Conditioning
An ominous Heat Dome has settled over Western Europe.
It is literally 30 degrees Celsius (86 degrees Fahrenheit) as I type this, and if you were an alien from Pluto listening to central German radio you’d have to conclude that these temperatures are at the very limits of human survivability. (It’s substantially warmer further west, but the hysteria is the same everywhere.) Meteorologists are running short of death doom colours to depict the dire state of our temperature emergency:
And former Covid Minister Karl Lauterbach has declared that “many people will die” and denounced “Right-wing conspiracy theorists” for not taking sunny summer weather seriously enough.
Meanwhile, in what has become a fixed seasonal ritual, German public health authorities and state media have begun circulating lunatic emergency advice for how to stay cool in this life-threatening heat situation.
Their pointers:
- Open windows only at night, early in the morning, and late in the evening.
- Otherwise close all windows and draw all curtains so you can be both uncomfortably warm and profoundly depressed.
- Safely ensconced in your stuffy dark apartment, unplug all electrical devices, including your internet router, because these can emit heat even in “standby mode”.
- Also roll up all of your carpets to stop them from storing heat.
- Hang up wet laundry in your dark apartment to cool the air via evaporation, but do not hang up too much wet laundry or the air will become excessively humid, which is even worse.
- The one electronic device you might possibly consider plugging in, is a fan, to cool your skin. To enhance the cooling effect, put a bucket of all the ice that you have emptied from your unplugged freezer in front of the fan.
- What you should not plug in, is any kind of portable air conditioning unit, because the Federal Environmental Agency believes that they will actually make your room warmer when the exhaust air finds its way back into your apartment.
This is the modern German Government in a nutshell: ‘The heat is going to kill you, stay inside with the windows closed and the curtains drawn and do all this other weird, crazy and unheard-of stuff to escape the murderous heat, but whatever you do, don’t do the one thing that will actually substantially reduce interior temperatures, because reasons.’
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Terry Shipman
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I love to tell this story about my mother. She was dead set against air conditioning in an automobile calling it a “waste of money.” In the mid 1970’s my parents wrecked their car and needed to replace it. The local Chevrolet dealership had a new model that was perfect for my elderly parents but it had air conditioning. My mother reluctantly decided to buy it even though it had air conditioning.
That was at the beginning of our usual hot Arkansas summer. It was so strange that she NEVER again said that air conditioning in an automobile was a waste of money. In fact, every new car my parents bought after that ALWAYS had air conditioning.
I have laughed at my mother’s change of heart for the last 50 years.
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Alan
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I remember a story from Nashville, Arkansas. In the 60’s, the mayor was the first person in town to have a car with AC. One hot day, he was parked down town and was letting kids stick their hands in the window to feel the cold air. A mother came running up, yelling at her son to, “Get away from that car before you catch pneumonia.” Arkansas has come a long way since then.
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very old white guy
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Many people will die…..from running around with their hair on fire. s/
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Seriously
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I guess I’ll try and catch the German and French news today…because without any actual proof they are sending this stuff out to the mainstream, I’m skeptical. But, just for GP, I’ll say this… On any given day that promises to be hot, I DO close all the doors and windows, drapes, to keep my house cooler than outside…and open all when the temperature between inside and out equalizes -or dusk, if it doesn’t. Just a smart move when you don’t have a/c. And then open everything if shut overnight until it starts heating up the next day…repeat as needed. What’s over the top and crazy is trying to set off and panic the pop over 86 degrees!! Anything up to 100° should surely be reported as ‘it’s going to be a hot one today folks’…anything over, find some a/c for your comfort – as was the case since television inception…until mass hysteria became the norm for msm weather reporting. Surely these tactics can only prove to pop how insane their governments have become…after all, humans survived until the 1950’s – w/o air conditioning!!!
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C. Paul Barreira
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Some 15 or more years ago the temperature was forecast for Adelaide, South Australia, to exceed 40 degrees (Celsius). A government minister urged people not to use their air conditioning in order to help save the planet from overheating (CO2 etc). We called on my mother early that afternoon to find her sweltering. Soon repaired but nonetheless disturbing that she would believe such nonsense (how many others did likewise?) A year or two later the same instruction from government was heard over the forecast of a very hot day. This time, fortunately, my mother remarked when we visited that she took no notice of those fellows.
I wrote to the premier asking who was responsible if people were ill owing to following their instructions? No response, of course. There never is.
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Aaron
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GOVERNment doing exactly what GOVERNments do
create the fear that justifies their actions
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