Now We Are Told Breathing Increases Global Warming
A new British government-funded study, conducted by scientists at the U.K. Center for Ecology and Hydrology, purports to show that “human breathing is contributing to greenhouse gas emissions.”
Therefore, the study authors are urging “caution in the assumption that emissions from humans are negligible.”
The ‘peer-reviewed’ study published Wednesday in the Public Library of Science’s journal PLOS One investigated ‘greenhouse gas’ emissions of methane and nitrous oxide in human breath, which allegedly contribute to global warming.
Well, there it is! I knew it was coming! Are you serious about stopping global warming? Well, then, just stop breathing! What a boon to those who favour depopulation.
Turns out “we are not the ones we have been waiting for”; we are the problem!
Of course, some of us suck up more air — and are bigger blowhards — than others. You know who you are. Al, Greta, John…?
Gee, I wish we had a smarter God, one who didn’t design humans (and most animals) to respirate! And then have the nerve to say, “Be fruitful and multiply!”
But maybe He actually said, “I’ve made a handful of fruit flies,” and it was just recorded incorrectly.
The implementation of “statist interventions” and unreliable energy alternatives isn’t enough.
So if you truly care about the planet, please go ahead and make the ultimate sacrifice.
Do it for the scientists who conducted the study.
Do it for Al Gore, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Jack Trudeau, Rishi Sunak, David Attenborough, Bill Gates, George Soros and Greta.
Do it for Antonio Guterres and the UN. Do it for Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum.
I’m sure they will thank you for it. They might even breathe a sigh of relief.
See more here americanthinker.com
Editor’s note: so there you have it, those who want to depopulate the planet concoct a ‘study’ that legitimises their ambition to kill off most of us.
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VOWG
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I made the statement when this idiotic CO2 crap started, it was simple. I said they want every breath you take. I was right then and I continue to right, as in correct.
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VOWG
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edit…. I continue to be right
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Carmel
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That’s so funny!
They’ve really lost the plot now!
Such a miserable bunch!
Scrooge on acid!
Who instigated such a stupid study….the British government or the scientists or both?
How much funding was wasted on such nonsense?
Instead we should all be celebrating and joyful that we are so blessed to live during a comfortable enough warmish period.
‘The greenhouse effect is one of the things that makes Earth a comfortable place to live.’
‘During the day, the Sun shines through the atmosphere. Earth’s surface warms up in the sunlight. At night, Earth’s surface cools, releasing heat back into the air. But some of the heat is trapped by the greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. That’s what keeps our Earth a warm and cozy 58 degrees Fahrenheit (14 degrees Celsius), on average.’
https://climatekids.nasa.gov/greenhouse-effect/
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Kevin Doyle
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Carmel,
That information provided on the nasa.gov/greenhouse-effect website is absolutely incorrect. This was the garbage promoted by James Hansen, derived by dividing incoming sunlight by 4. This slight of hand intentionally gives a false answer, thus promoting the myth the atmosphere ‘warms’ the Earth by 33 degrees C.
Last time I checked sunlight hits half of the Earth at any given time. Thus dividing 1000 watts/sq-m by 2 (disc to hemisphere conversion), then one realizes the average temperature should be about 30 deg, which it is over half of the Earth surface in the Tropics where the Sun actually shines. What are day and night temperatures in the Congo?
What is the temperature of oceans in the Tropics?
Answer: Between 25-29 deg C. Interesting coincidence…
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D. Boss
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Uh Oh! These idiot bean counters had better be careful, or they will inadvertently reveal the scam that is the climate change hoax perpetrated by CO2. Fact is humans are internal combustion engines, burning hydrocarbons (i.e. carbohydrates) with oxygen to exhaust CO2 and water vapor, just like all cars and trucks. Just that our bodies do it slower than inside a car’s engine.
Back when this whole hoax started in earnest, I believe the early 90’s, I immediately did a back of the envelope calculation on how much CO2 is emitted by the billions of talking monkeys inhabiting the planet, and it turned out to be 3/4 of all industrial and transportation sources combined. So even if CO2 is the boogey man as portrayed, it won’t make any difference if we stop all industrial and transportation, unless you also got rid of most humans too! (assuming CO2 is the control knob which it is not)
Let’s revisit my crude analysis for today:
Average human emits as much CO2 just by existing and breathing as driving a mid sized car about 2500 miles per year.
Globally there are 1.47 billion vehicles, which on average drive 9000 miles per year.
So 1.47 (billion) x 9k miles is 13.23 trillion miles equivalent CO2 emission.
Global population is 8.1 billion, x 2.5k miles = 20.25 trillion miles equivalent CO2 emission.
Hmmm, so if we eliminate all vehicles globally, the remaining humans still emit 153% as much CO2 as all vehicles globally!
So either CO2 isn’t a problem, or if it is as claimed, then you’d need to eliminate about 90% of the global human population, because eliminating vehicles isn’t going to stop the emissions.
The “carbon” they want to eliminate is YOU!
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JUSTME DUCKY
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What a coincidence! The NWO globalists want to depopulate the planet by 90% so what’s left of humanity will be easier to control. As for England’s “study.” those people lost their minds when they handed in their firearms. There’s nothing more persuasive than a locked and loaded, population which disagrees with so-called, “leaders.”
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Tom
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So then, why don’t these clowns who supports this BS just stop breathing and save us all? Because they are all lying cowards and spineless A-Holes.
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val
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Only stupid people ‘believe’ in socially proffered narratives.
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Howdy
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They are not stupid, Val, they are wired differently.
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VOWG
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Yes, the wiring defect causes stupidity, terminal stupidity.
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Howdy
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Some people cry profusely for seemingly (to others) no real reason. Are they also stupid because they do what others have no understanding of?
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VOWG
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Stupid people accept propaganda.
karlito
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lol, I stopped at “british government-funded study” 😛
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Joe
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You know he end is near, when you see this level of desperation!
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